Yoenis Cespedes 

"fifanatic" (f1fanatic) 02/25/2016 at 14:43 • Filed to: None

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Cespedes is winning spring training.

Eberle-Hills-Cop > fifanatic 02/25/2016 at 14:47

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Looking forward to the 30 for 30 in 15 years about his tin can collection routes

fifanatic > Eberle-Hills-Cop 02/25/2016 at 14:49

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Zing!

Jcarr > fifanatic 02/25/2016 at 14:50

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What’s on deck for Friday? A T-72?

EL_ULY > fifanatic 02/25/2016 at 14:51

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Can an athlete ever once have a nice set of wheels on their cars?

Dru > fifanatic 02/25/2016 at 14:52

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Most of this is typical whatever-the-rich-athlete-wants-to-do for me so I don’t care either way. But for the love of God, those wheels on the 8C are bad and he should feel bad.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > EL_ULY 02/25/2016 at 14:54

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Especially on the 8c. Who kn their right mind would put those fugly Forgiatos or whatever on their super rare car?!??

BigBlock440 > fifanatic 02/25/2016 at 14:54

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Now I’m curious about Monday, and why it was left out.

Stapleface > fifanatic 02/25/2016 at 14:55

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Someone else should troll him and show up in Malaise era shitboxes every day. You could probably just tell the current owner of said shitbox you'll give him five bucks and they'd let him borrow it for a day.

Blondude > fifanatic 02/25/2016 at 15:00

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What the fuck did he do to that Slingshot?

fifanatic > Blondude 02/25/2016 at 15:09

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Cespeed all over it.

Stapleface > BigBlock440 02/25/2016 at 15:10

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He probably owns a Land Rover...

crowmolly > Blondude 02/25/2016 at 15:15

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I think Will.I.am was his design consultant.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > fifanatic 02/25/2016 at 15:25

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I just laughed cause nbc sports called the alfa the most normal car he’s driven so far. Probably not realizing that there areally fewer than a dozen in the states and that the slingshot is a 20k dollar car

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > fifanatic 02/25/2016 at 15:38

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He’s ruined all of them. I’m not usually one to say this, but ever styling modification he’s made to these cars has made them worse.

PushToStart > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 02/25/2016 at 15:50

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Seriously... Who buys a car like that (not hugely well known or even flashy, more of a special, niche, type car) and then puts those gross ass wheels on it? Stupid.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > PushToStart 02/25/2016 at 15:53

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I don’t even give two shits about the Aventador with those flashy wheels but the Alfa.. smdh. That’s like painting a damn mustache on the Mona Lisa.

PushToStart > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 02/25/2016 at 16:41

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Agreed. I just hope the car lives to see it eventually be sold to someone else who respects it enough to put the original wheels back on.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > PushToStart 02/25/2016 at 16:45

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He’ll either be bored with the car or he will be forced to sell because of being irresponsible with his money.

PushToStart > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 02/25/2016 at 16:48

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Or worst case, he pulls a typical athlete move and crashes it...

fifanatic > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/25/2016 at 17:22

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I’d still agree that it’s the most ‘normal’ car.

fifanatic > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 02/25/2016 at 17:24

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I’m going to disagree with your analogy since this is clearly working.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/25/2016 at 18:48

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That was one of the funniest things. People were flipping out over the Slingshot for some reason. No one realizes its the cheapest out of the bunch by a long shot!

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > fifanatic 02/26/2016 at 00:18

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Well, in that case... I agree

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > PushToStart 02/26/2016 at 00:30

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Let’s hope he won’t ever..

Nauraushaun > fifanatic 02/27/2016 at 07:35

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Taking photos of this guy and his cars is like feeding birds. You’re just encouraging them.